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New Years Retrospective and Resolutions 2015

This will be my 5th year doing these. In case you haven’t figured it out yet, I like New Years Resolutions. Mostly because I don’t cheese out and say things like “I resolve to go to the gym more”. Rather, the approach I take is “here’s what I hope to accomplish this year”, and set out to accomplish them. And let’s be real here, by the time I actually post my New Years Resolutions, I will have already been thinking about them for a few months.

For a historical perspective, check out last year’s resolutions (with links to my old resolutions on Facebook).

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Pork Chop with Grape Sauce

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October was invent a new recipe month. November was random Good Eats episode month. December is… back to inventing a new recipe. Another simple recipe that I can practice getting quick on, and maybe incorporate it into a meal (with the chicken bacon sweet onion stirfry).

Since I made a stirfry last time, I didn’t want to do a stirfry again. But I wanted to do something else that was simple and quick, something that I could do at the same time as the stirfry. So a pan-roasted pork chop with a sauce seemed like a good fit. I wanted to keep the same flavor profiles, so balsamic vinegar and Madeira are in. But I didn’t want a complete repeat, and onions aren’t the best flavor profile for a pork chop sauce, and I wanted to try something with grapes (grapes are really versatile), so I decided to saute some grapes. And of course, adding rosemary and thyme (which are the best and second best herbs, respectively) for a complete flavor profile.

So, without further ado, the recipe, after the cut…

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No-Bake Pumpkin Pie with a Cookie Crust

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(Photo courtesy of Joy.)

Thursday, November 27, 2014 – It’s Thanksgiving. My friends know I bake epic-level desserts. They also know I have a knack for cookies. So of course, I revive the cookie crust pie. Except instead of a chocolate filling, I go for a pumpkin pie filling.

(Side note: cookie crusts were relatively obscure when I started making them in 2012. Now they’re pretty common. It kinda annoys me. I guess I’m a food hipster.)

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Cracker-Noodle-Do

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Friday, November 7, 2014 – Last month was invent a simple recipe and practice it a few times. This month was pick a random Good Eats episode from season 1 and do a bunch of recipes in that episode.

So I randomly picked Season 1 Ep 11 – Pantry Raid 1: Use Your Noodle, which was an episode about how to cook dried pasta. Kinda boring actually, since anyone worth their salt knows how to cook dried pasta. There weren’t even any recipes in this episode, just Alton Brown doing a tutorial of how to cook dried pasta, followed by him tossing in whatever he had lying around.

Fortunately, I got a copy of Good Eats: The Early Years (aka, Volume 1 of the Good Eats book series that Alton wrote when Food Network initially refused to monetize the Good Eats TV show by releasing the episodes in any physical or online format). And in the chapter for Pantry Raid 1 (pp 60-63), there is a recipe for tossing noddles with melted butter and toasted crumbled saltine crackers.

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Dwayne’s Chicken Bacon Sweet Onion Stirfry

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I had 2 motivations for this project: One, I’ve cooked a lot of complex dishes, but I’m generally pretty slow at the cooking. (There’s a lot of organizing, gathering ingredients, chopping, figuring out what I’m doing, etc.) So I wanted to create something “simple”, something that I could internalize quickly and practice making quickly, without getting bogged down by all that “thinking”.

Two, I wanted to create something with a distinct flavor profile. Something that’s uniquely me. I’ve always had a bit of a sweet tooth, so I decided to use some of the sweeter culinary ingredients, but still make it work as a savory dish. So I was drawn to sweet onions, Madeira, Balsamic vinegar, and of course, plain old sugar. Chicken was chosen a the meat of choice because of its versatility. And bacon was thrown in late in the planning phase because I couldn’t decide between olive oil and butter, and decided, what the hell, use bacon.

So what started as a simple dish ended up with a recipe with 10 ingredients and 7 steps. But let’s be honest, anyone with a lot of cooking experience ends up throwing in a lot of ingredients because we “just know” how the flavors come together. 10 ingredients, but they fit together pretty logically, and 7 steps, but they’re all part of the stirfry experience.

I promised you a recipe. I’ll give you the recipe after the cut, and then go into the writeup.

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Swordsmanship Journal, Vol N+7: Exploiter of Weaknesses

Saturday, November 1, 2014 – I went to a fencing tournament at Salle Auriol today. And today I realized that I exploit the weaknesses of others rather than rely on my own strengths.

It’s not all that surprising. I have my roots in gaming. (The most famous example is in FFTactics, when *spoiler*I broke Gafgarion’s sword rather than face him straight up*spoiler*.) Really, metagaming rather than gaming. But it’s interesting to see how deep it goes.

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Swordsmanship Journal, Vol N+6: Portland

Saturday, October 18, 2014 – Coach Kael, aka Headmaster Kael of Hillside School (not to be confused with Kale) convinced us all to go to Portland for the OFA fencing tournament. So I did.

I learned a lot not just about fencing, but about proper tournament nutrition, and about the limits of my Tesla’s range. More below the cut.

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Peanut Butter, Banana, Bacon Sandwich

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Friday, October 17, 2014 – I first got the idea about a week ago when I was reading wikipedia articles about sandwiches (probably because I just watched an episode of Cutthroat Kitchen where they were making sandwiches). And I came across the wikipedia article for peanut butter, banana, bacon sandwiches. And I thought to myself, I have to make that. I mean, peanut butter goes well with bananas and peanut butter goes well with bacon. It’s just too perfect! (Really, peanut butter goes well with everything.)

So I did.

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Peanut Butter Cookies

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Monday, October 13, 2014 – I’ve made a lot of chocolate chip cookies in my lifetime. (Well, mostly in the last 6 years.) But I’ve never made peanut butter cookies before. But then my friend [redacted] asked me to bake peanut butter cookies for her birthday. So I thought, what the heck, why not?

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