The Oatmeal calls it The Intergalactic SpaceBoat of Light and Wonder. I just call it Pretty Red Supercar. I got my Tesla in June 2014 (a little over a year ago), and I’ve always loved it. And every time I try to drive another car (for example, because I flew to California to visit my family and didn’t bring my car with me), that I was reminded of just how awesome the Tesla really is.
New Years Retrospective and Resolutions 2015
This will be my 5th year doing these. In case you haven’t figured it out yet, I like New Years Resolutions. Mostly because I don’t cheese out and say things like “I resolve to go to the gym more”. Rather, the approach I take is “here’s what I hope to accomplish this year”, and set out to accomplish them. And let’s be real here, by the time I actually post my New Years Resolutions, I will have already been thinking about them for a few months.
For a historical perspective, check out last year’s resolutions (with links to my old resolutions on Facebook).
Swordsmanship Journal, Vol N+7: Exploiter of Weaknesses
Saturday, November 1, 2014 – I went to a fencing tournament at Salle Auriol today. And today I realized that I exploit the weaknesses of others rather than rely on my own strengths.
It’s not all that surprising. I have my roots in gaming. (The most famous example is in FFTactics, when *spoiler*I broke Gafgarion’s sword rather than face him straight up*spoiler*.) Really, metagaming rather than gaming. But it’s interesting to see how deep it goes.
Swordsmanship Journal, Vol N+6: Portland
Saturday, October 18, 2014 – Coach Kael, aka Headmaster Kael of Hillside School (not to be confused with Kale) convinced us all to go to Portland for the OFA fencing tournament. So I did.
I learned a lot not just about fencing, but about proper tournament nutrition, and about the limits of my Tesla’s range. More below the cut.
RIP Old Rusty (Swordsmanship Journal, Vol N+5)
Saturday June 19 2004 to Thursday Apr 17 2014
The first sabre I owned finally broke during a practice bout against Abigail at Salle Auriol Seattle. We had each won a practice bout, and we were just starting the third practice bout. As the refereee said go, we both stepped into the box. She went for an attack, and I went for a parry. Except I was moving forward fairly quickly, and I mis-timed the parry, so our swords clashed guard to guard, and my blade snapped off at the base. (Incidentally, parrying while going forward is a habit I need to break. It’s a good move if I can time it correctly, but most of the time it means I lose the attack.)
She seemed a little freaked out. I was rather non-chalant about it. (“Welp, I’m done for the night. How about we call it a draw?”) Despite being the first blade I’ve owned, Old Rusty was the second blade I’ve broken. And in my many years of fencing, I’ve had two or three blades broken on me before.
Highlights of Old Rusty’s long career include:
Thursday, November 4, 2014 – Severin attacks, and I parry with Old Rusty, and his blade shatters over my head upon impact. Later that night, I caught a metal splinter in my left hand from running my hand down Old Rusty.
Saturday, October 30, 2014 – The UCSC tournament where I fence like a demon. I win 2 out of 5 pool bouts, upset the 15th seed in the direct elimination, and get 7 points against 10 on the 2nd seed.
Mid-2013 – After breaking my electric sabre, I take Old Rusty’s blade and insert it into the electric sabre’s hilt. At this point, Old Rusty is old and rusty, so I name it Old Rusty.
Old Rusty was almost 10 years old at the time of its death. It was bound to break sooner or later. Might as well have been today. Maybe I deserved it for cheap-shotting Abigail with so many point-in-line attacks.
New Years Retrospective and Resolutions 2014
So I’ve been making New Years Resolutions since 2011. Every year, I make new resolutions, and every year, I keep doing more and more awesome things. (As in, I’m doing more things, and the things I’m doing are more awesome.) And every year, I promise to do even more awesome things the next year, and those promises are what drive my New Years Resolutions.
So I Read Initiative 522
As a follow-up to my previous post on the subject, I decided to read the full text of Init 522. My findings were a little surprising.
The full text is a little over 2 pages (as printed in the State of Washington Voters’ Pamphlet distributed to all registered voters), but it spends the entire first page talking about how bad genetically engineered foods are. I don’t usually read ballot measures, but are all ballot measures so full of fluff?
Section 3.3 is actually pretty interesting. It lists out all the exceptions to labeling. Notable ones include:
- Food made from non-genetically engineered animals don’t need to be labeled, even if the animal is fed genetically engineered foods or injected with genetically engineered drugs. This means corn-fed cows or cows injected with rBST don’t need to be labeled, which is kind of a big deal.
- If the farmer didn’t “knowingly or intentionally” grow genetically engineered foods, he doesn’t have to label them. Now here’s hoping that our farmers know what they’re growing, but in the absurd scenario where the farmer doesn’t know, they can say it’s non-genetically engineered instead of the more logical “might be genetically engineered”. Sure, this clause might be there to provide plausible deniability to farmers when their crops get contaminated. But that doesn’t really inspire confidence in the label.
- Food containing less than 0.9% genetically engineered ingredients don’t need to be labeled. Anyone who’s ever cooked or baked knows (as well as most people who have eaten) that small additives can make a huge difference. Again, this might be a “plausible deniability” clause, but again defaulting to “not genetically engineered” doesn’t inspire confidence.
- Foods labeled “organic” don’t need to be labeled. This is the other big one. It means that the “organic” argument is actually correct. If you buy mostly organic foods and don’t accept the claim that organic foods are all non-genetically engineered, then Init 522 will literally do nothing to help you avoid genetically engineered foods.
So while Init 522 helps you identify foods that are genetically engineered, it does very little to help you identify the foods that are not. I agree that giving consumers information about what they’re eating is a good thing, but Init 522 clearly isn’t the answer.
“But isn’t it better than nothing?” Well, there’s the estimated fiscal cost of $3.3 million over the next 6 years (source: Voters’ Pamphlet), not to mention social cost I mentioned in my previous post.
And yes, the phrase “clearly and conspicuously on the front of the package” does actually appear in the full text.
Why I’m Voting No on Initiative 522
(aka, labeling of genetically engineered foods)
I believe in science. I believe it’s not just our right, but our duty to use our scientific knowledge to improve our lives. And that includes our food.
There’s nothing inherently dangerous about genetically engineered foods. It’s just DNA, and it’s everywhere. Sure, mistakes will be made. But that’s true even of non-genetically engineered foods. Off the top of my head, we used to think margarine was good, but then we discovered trans fats. Artificial sweeters have been controversial for decades. And even though it’s not a food, certain non-stick cookware were later found to be toxic.
Mistakes will be made with or without genetic engineering. What people really want is a label on anything and everything we used science on. But that’s literally fear of science.
People in the labeling camp say it’s about having the “right to know” so that people can “make an informed decision”. But that argument is entirely disingenuous. Why is genetic engineering so much scarier than pesticides? One is just DNA. The other is literally poison applied to our foods.
Besides, people already have more than enough information to make an informed decision. I can already walk into a supermarket and pick out non-genetically engineered foods. Companies are starting to label their foods as non-genetically engineered. USDA Certified Organic already excludes genetic engineering. And organizations like the Non-GMO Project exist and independently certify non-genetically engineered foods.
I’ll admit, there are plenty of nuanced viewpoints on both sides. There’s an argument that goes “genetically engineered foods are safe and labels are useless, but we’ll label them anyway as a show of good faith”. And I can accept that argument. But the “debate” on Initiative 522 has turned into a shouting match between “fear of DNA” and “evil corporations”. And if I have to pick a side, I’m voting no on 522. For science.